Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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