Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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