Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
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When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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