i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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