I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
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