That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
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Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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