We're facebook friends in real life
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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