No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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