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I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Drunk is not a location!
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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