just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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