if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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