C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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