I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
