I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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