Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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