I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
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The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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