Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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