Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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