i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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