i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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