I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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