He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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