i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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