But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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