Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
His nipple licking is glorious
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