i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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