The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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