Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
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She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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