so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
4 words: hood of his car
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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