You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
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his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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