I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Bring me that man meat
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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