i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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