Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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