when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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