my mouth tastes like poor choices
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
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It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
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I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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