Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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