I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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