If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
God, I missed his penis.
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