where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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