he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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