just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
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I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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