break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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