Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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