I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
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walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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