Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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