I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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