You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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