I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Randomize
