You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Who wears a wallet chain?!
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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