so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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