yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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