Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
3 2 1 whiskey
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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