i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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