His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
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I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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