and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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